More Quotes!!

This is the third edition of the Quotable Quotes.


"I'm not from Texas, I'm from Houston!!!" - Lloyd Joudry

"I'm tryin to open my fu*kin pudding!!" - Kendall Hynick

"Thats what you get for picking your nose in class!!" - Me

"I call my car the Cove Crusier!!" - Kyle Conrad

"Retarded things say funny things!" - Zeegs

"If Lloyds parents didn't have such a problem with him chewing on the furniture!!" - Ben

"You look like a Charger man, I could see you driving that!" - Kyle Conrad

"We're going to Wendy's to have a toast to Herbie, so, down the hatch!!" - Me

"Mrs. Walker, can we write this test on yellow paper?! - Steven Heisler


"Scott, why'd you wink at Gary?"

"I didn't wink at Gary!!"

"Why'd you wink at me?"

"I didn't wink at you!!!"

"Then why did you wink?"

"I DIDN'T F***ING WINK!!!!" - Tyler Macbride and Scott Zwicker


"Why don't you open the back door?" - Me

"Can you cook my dinner? My parents aren't home and I can't use the stove." - Steven Heisler

"Hands OFF!!" - Tyler MacBride

"It's like that horse shoe game where you thorw the U shaped things. What's that called?" - Me

"When Scott comes here he's gonna get a 'HANDS OFF'!" - Tyler MacBride

"TERRY!! Quit using my ruler as a sex toy!!!!" - Stanly Goodspeed

"Who done it? Who f**kin done it?" - Kyle Conrad

"Kendall, you need boots like my grandmother!" - Tyler Richards

"Get while the gettin is good!!" - Me

"I don't know if you can afford that much money Kiel." - Me

"I ain't goin in there!! There not playin' any Stones music!!" - Mr. Thomson

"A locker! Sweet, I'm gettin in on this deal!" - KADE

"The door fell off my car!" - Me


"Hey Terry, Like my new sun glasses?"

"Where the hell did you get those??"

"Whoa, ummm, I found them in the car...."

"Whats wrong, you don't seem to be able to stand stright, are you tanked??"

"No, No, I think they're prescription!" - Terry and I


"Gary! Your pissing me off!!!!" - Tyler Macbride

"The grizzly bear is about the size of that big dude in the WWF, what's his name, the Rack? ~ Mr.Thomson

"Ok, but in the mean time, I'll do some origami." ~ Me

"You can just call me Scince boy!!" ~ Me

"We're getting so easily off topic!" ~ Mr Thomson

"I'll hafta be gettin me one of those!" ~ KADE

"You'd need to be an orangatang to get your arms around her!" ~ Me

"No, All Gary needs is a good wack in the head!" ~ KADE

"Violence in kids because of football!?! HELL NO! Football is like Russian Roulette, it's just a game!" ~ Kainan

"You turn your back for one second and you find out your gay!" ~ Candace

"Oh look! FUNNY BUNNIES! HANDS OFF SCOTT!" ~ Tyler MacBride

"That's not logic! That's Dr. Suess!!!" ~ Me

"Natile's like a racoon. You feed her once and she comes back for more." ~ Me

"You're jelous because your not gay like us!" ~ Team Gay In biology. I'm not a member.

"All you have to do is rattle the bag and Natille comes for food" ~ Me

"That's it! I'm pissed off!!" ~ Me

"My Kite won't fly." ~ Johnson

"Self control Natille, self control." ~ Me

"100 subtract 34. That's simple! The awnser would be 34 less than 100." ~ Me


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