The Final Quotable Quotes 2000-2001

This is the last edition of the Quotable Quotes for the year. I'm going to start the new "Classic Conversations" in september. Something else for people to shake their heads over and wonder what we do in our spare time. Well that's all I have for now.

"If it weren't for a$$ Holes we'd all be sh*t Bags!"
Me, who else

"You'll Feel the back of my hand yet!!"
Lloyd Joudery

"If your not getting pushed off garbage cans, your being shoved in car trunks. Life's a bit*h, isn't it Kendall?"
Me

"WHOA! That was cold!!!!"
Scott

"KYLE! You need to go out for a smoke!!"
Scott

"That was quite a trip down memory lane!"
Tyler Richards

"Philip!"
"Shut-up Paul!"
"See, you can't talk to him."
Paul Campbell

"Paul is the same color and size of an ocean."
Me

"I don't remeber saying that?"
Scott Zwicker

"What! I have to swear to get her attention! Ok, HELL, FART, BOOB!!!"
Me

"kerflufull!!!"
Mr Thomson

Beautifull!! Just Beautifull!!"
Mr Thomson, who else

"Tyler! Get your feet off the chair. You get sticky stuff on them, and people need to sit on them!"
Mr Thomson chewing at Tyler (not me)

"YEAH! THAT'LL BE A GOODER OF A DAY!!"
KADE

"It's an inside joke."
Scott Zwicker

"He said no, in a yes kinda way."
Terry

"Here you go Candice. Oh damn! Now how am I going to buy a freeze?!"
Me

"You're cut off!"
Kendal

"Here come the bad news bears."
Scott Zwicker

"HEY Tyler! KADE has an offer even you can't refuse!"
Me

"Why don't you move closer Ashely? You can't kiss her ass from here!"
Tyler McBride

"I want to learn!"
Tyler McBride

"It's kinda like when a dog pees on a tree!"
Tyler Richards

"You come near my work place and I'll get the cops after you!"
Scott Zwicker

"Just leave him alone, he'll die on his own."
Scott Zwicker

"Get me a shot gun, I'll put 'em down."
Scott Zwicker

"Political Football!"
Mr Thomson

"I'm never asleep.... I'm awake with one eye sleeping and one eye open!"
KADE

"Nice to know he's got one thing on his mind."
Mr Thomson

"This is our last class together. And it's powerful!!"
Mr Thomson

"This has been a powerful year Mr Thomson!"
KADE

"We couldn't get our book bags in the trunck of that car, oh hell, you can't even get Kendalls lunch box in there!"
Me

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