Guess What Came Back!
As stupid as it seems, I have a second quotable quotes page now. These are the "new" quotes. Please take
note that these where indeed said in an entire conversation, but these are the funny sentences that stuck out.
Now that I have nothing more to say, I'll stop typing.
"I have no comment."
*Scott Zwicker
"SHEUDAL"
*Mr Thomson
"It's as cold as Tobys ass at midnight!!"
*Tyler Richards
"I knew it!!"
*Mr Thomson
"I like my chili so damn hot, it can fry a hogs ass with one spoon full!"
*Tyler Richards
"FULL TILT!!"
*Tyler Richards
"I'm not FAT!!"
*Me
"PEWTER CRAFTS!!"
*Scott Zwicker
"Nova SoftWorks Can GOTO HELL!!!!"
*KADE
"Oh! I'll see about that!"
*KADE
"That guy looks like a Ray Croch wanna be,
In fact, you can tell that he works here. His gut sticks a mile out in front of him."
*I made fun of the McDonalds manager
"HEY DAVE!! LOOK AT THIS!!!"
*Evan, 2 seconds before he hit a tree with his bike
"Hey you!! You know where a man can get a beer around here?"
*Me
"You did it, not me."
*Me
"YEAH!! Snow, maybe school will be canclled in the morning!!
*Some dumb-ass in the hallway at school
NOTE:This quote was said on a friday
"Scott, Smarten UP!!"
*Tyler MacBride
"Marbbles ruined the curtians agian!"
*Scott Zwicker
"You bought 600 pounds of cinnamin-sugar!?!? The funny part is, you probably did!!!
*KADE
"BACTRIA BUTT!!!"
*A Lunch Time Insult
"Lloyd without his stench is like SPEED without his mother!!"
*Terry
"He's going for the Ringo Starr look."
*Zeegs
"I hear little mice talking!"
*Mr. Thomson
Mr. Thomson-"Class, can any one tell me what happened in the 1970's to change the economy?"
Class-"DISCO! DRUGS! AFROS! LITTLE MICE THAT TALK!!"
"You gotta quit picking your nose in class!!"
*Scott Zwicker
"The robot got out of the map security room."
*Me
"This C.D. is more educational than you going home to play Donkey Kong on your Station Seven!!"
*Mr. Thomson
"Thank you Mr. Snyder! This class has been a revolation!!"
*Mr. Thomson
"That's impressive!!"
*Mr. Thomson
"I think Marbbles came home drunk agian."
Me
"He then put his giant ball on display!"
*Mr. Thomson
"Mr. Snyder, would you be the main mouse man Please!?!?!?
*Mr. Thomson
"Why here's the man of the hour!!"
*Scott Zwicker
"Hey Lloyd!! Your pictures all over the page!!"
*Me Making fun of Lloyd
"POWERFULL!! Just powerfull!!"
*Mr. Thomson
"When Lloyd was a little kid his parents had problems with him chewing on the furniture!!
*Me
"I'm too sexy for ma' truck! Too sexy for ma' gun!! To sexy for ma' tractor!! Ooooohh ,Too sexy for ma' chain-saw!!!"
*Country Music At its Best
"CONVINICE FOR A QUATER!!"
*Me
"I put my coat in that nifty wicker basket!!
*Me
"This light show is like a flash light behind stain glass!!"
*KADE
"BOY!! Get me some readin material!! I'm goin to the can!!"
*Our hick Impresion
"I made a geography joke!"
*Tyler Richards
"I feel quite confident in that test."
*Tyler Richards
"It's not what I did, it's what I didn't do that's so funny!"
*ME
"I have a question about the test Mrs Walker. How many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?"
*Tyler MacBride
"Sooo, Patrick. Have you ever heard Hellga fart before?!"
*Tyler Richards
"Tell him that the german kid did it!!!
*Me
"No thanks, I'm religious.
*Me
"Guitar's, yes! Cards, NO!!
*Mr Thomson
"Just between us, ther're all check marks."
*Scott Zwicker
"I live back in da cove!!!"
*Kyle Conrad
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